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As long as they are respectable you can post your best geek jokes here. Its the best audience you will ever get.
I would tell a maths joke but the average one is mean
But surely this is the perfect medium?
I’m not really in the maths joke mode
We need some more people to post, these jokes are all average!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the other …
A higgs boson walks into a church.
The priest says, “I’m sorry but we don’t allow higgs bosons in here.”
The higgs boson, offended, replies, “But without me, you couldn’t have mass!”
(I might be wrong, but I think in fact they would still have mass, but it would be much smaller.)
Boole was dead as soon as he set foot in the rain.
cold ∧ x = ¬warm
I think that integers are pointless!
Did you hear about the girl who was afraid of negative numbers? She would stop at nothing to avoid them.
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun.
But NaH
My Teacher Told Me To Draw A Stem And Leaf Diagram.
http://oakdome.com/k5/lesson-plans/photo-editing/flowers-leaves-stem-roots/label-the-blue-flower-complete.png
It is certainly the case that non-commutative spaces are pointless. (Public health warning: This is a really, really geeky joke and it could take you about 3 years of undergraduate study followed by a PhD to get it.)
A man walks into the bar, he asks the bartender for that high energy drink. Bartender says “certainly sir that will be 80 p”
