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04 Oct 17 at 11:20 am #28443
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04 Oct 17 at 11:21 am #28421InactiveHere is a Chemistry, Physics, and Maths joke:
I tried to tell a joke to a cloud of Argon. There was no reaction.
I’ve always found black holes timeless.
I’m dividing tangents by sines, just give me a sec.04 Oct 17 at 4:30 pm #28544InactiveI don’t get it based on context is it a pun because points cant exist in non commutative spaces?
05 Oct 17 at 1:56 pm #28740InactiveTwo scientists walk into a bar.
The first asks for ‘a H2O please’.
The second asks for ‘a H2O too’.
Which one dies first?The second because the bartender thought he wanted H2O2.
05 Oct 17 at 1:57 pm #28826InactiveMy preferred ending:
The second says “I’ll also have water – and why did you ask for it in such an odd way?”
The first scientist is annoyed because the cunning assassination attempt failed.05 Oct 17 at 2:52 pm #28868InactiveI was going to tell a Chemistry Joke.
But NaH
05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #28907InactiveAH the element of suprise
05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29024InactiveTWO MEN WALKED INTO A BAR, THE FIRST MAN SAID “A H2O PLEASE” THEN THE SECOND SAID “I’LL HAVE A H2O TOO”
THE SECOND MAN DIED05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29035Inactivenice one
05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29078InactiveTwo cats on a diagonal roof. Which slides off first?
The one with the lowest (mju:).
Homophonic ambiguity helpfully enforced by IPA pronunciation guides FTW!
05 Oct 17 at 5:49 pm #29126InactiveAn infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar the 1st one orders a pint, the 2nd one half of the first, the 3rd half of the 2nd and so on.
The bartender says ‘Your all stupid!’ then pours 2 pints
05 Oct 17 at 5:51 pm #29170InactiveI already posted my preferred ending and, in my opinion, it’s pretty great
05 Oct 17 at 6:43 pm #29211InactiveQ: A rooster lays an egg on the apex of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs
05 Oct 17 at 7:55 pm #29230InactiveWhy can’t you serve alcohol at a maths party.
Because you can’t drink and derive!
05 Oct 17 at 10:54 pm #29292InactiveA physicist sees a man about to jump from a tall building. He yells to him “Don’t do it, you’ve got too much potential!”
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