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  • 05 Oct 17 at 10:55 pm #29268
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    Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which ones falls off first?

    The one with the smaller mu!

    06 Oct 17 at 3:02 pm #29499
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    Sin(x), cos(x) and e^x all go to a party.
    After an hour, sin(x) notices e^x sat alone by the bar.
    Sin(x) : “Why are you sat alone?”
    E^x : “Well I tried integrating but nothing happened!”

    07 Oct 17 at 12:58 pm #29741
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    I have a girlfriend that is the square root of negative 100. A perfect 10 but purely imaginary

    07 Oct 17 at 12:58 pm #29748
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    There are 10 types of people in this world:
    those who understand binary,
    those who don’t
    and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3

    (not my original joke, I got it off a youtube channel called Numberphile)

    07 Oct 17 at 5:59 pm #29785
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    π and i walked into the bar. After a couple of drinks, their conversation became more heated. “Be rational!” exclaimed the i. “Oh, get real” replied the π.

    09 Oct 17 at 12:21 am #29888
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    my friends get annoyed because i make element jokes periodically

    09 Oct 17 at 10:41 am #29934
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    Does it compound their annoyance when people laugh atom?

    09 Oct 17 at 5:13 pm #30017
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    Viva la 4th Dimension

    09 Oct 17 at 7:49 pm #30065
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    A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. He asks how much it will cost.
    “For you sir,” the barman replies, “no charge!”

    10 Oct 17 at 5:37 pm #30151
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    My physics teacher is like an atom.
    He makes up everything. :\

    10 Oct 17 at 5:37 pm #30202
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    C: C:Dos C:Dos Run
    Run Dos Run!

    11 Oct 17 at 2:41 pm #30363
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    That cracked me up

    12 Oct 17 at 5:17 pm #30732
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    I would tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

    12 Oct 17 at 6:02 pm #30758
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    A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says “can I join you?”

    12 Oct 17 at 7:36 pm #30785
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    why done we do arithmetic in the jungle?
    because if you add 4+4, you get ate!

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