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  • 25 Sep 17 at 12:20 pm #27246
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    Oh, the one took me a moment! Very good.

    26 Sep 17 at 4:57 pm #27409
    Anonymous
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    I’m impressed! Every post so far is, unusually, on topic, without the Standard Deviation.

    26 Sep 17 at 11:08 pm #27457
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    Two scientists walk into a bar.
    The first one says “I’ll have H2O.”
    The second one says “I’ll have H2O, too.”
    The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

    27 Sep 17 at 5:17 pm #27537
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    Why did the biology teach divorce with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry xD

    27 Sep 17 at 5:18 pm #27569
    Anonymous
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    Why can’t you drink at a math party?

    Because you can’t drink and derive!

    27 Sep 17 at 6:46 pm #27585
    Anonymous
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    The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

    28 Sep 17 at 6:36 pm #27738
    Anonymous
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    Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

    28 Sep 17 at 6:36 pm #27740
    Anonymous
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    when it comes to trigonometry i’m always angling for something different B)

    28 Sep 17 at 6:37 pm #27741
    Anonymous
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    Aww, that kitten is so acute!

    28 Sep 17 at 6:40 pm #27789
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    Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide-and-seek. Einstein counts. Pascal hides. Newton stands in the middle of the room and draws a square metre on the floor underneath himself. Einstein shouts, “I found you!” Newton says, “No, you found Pascal!”

    28 Sep 17 at 6:40 pm #27682
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    have you heard of the biy who doesnt know how plus no because he is you.

    28 Sep 17 at 10:19 pm #27817
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    i’ll do algebra, i’ll do trigonometry, and i’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where i draw the line

    29 Sep 17 at 5:21 pm #27839
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    A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “I’m looking for a book on Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog. Have you got one?”
    The librarian replies, “That rings a bell, I’ll see if it’s there.”

    03 Oct 17 at 3:51 pm #28337
    Anonymous
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    Nobody likes Root Beer in a square glass…
    It’s just beer.

    04 Oct 17 at 11:20 am #28424
    Anonymous
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    I would tell you a chemistry joke but they all ARGON!!!

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