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  • 04 Oct 17 at 11:20 am #28443
    raja7890
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    That is terrible. There should be a button on the moderating page that says “I don’t really approve as such, but, oh well, …”

    04 Oct 17 at 11:21 am #28421
    Anonymous
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    Here is a Chemistry, Physics, and Maths joke:
    I tried to tell a joke to a cloud of Argon. There was no reaction.
    I’ve always found black holes timeless.
    I’m dividing tangents by sines, just give me a sec.

    04 Oct 17 at 4:30 pm #28544
    Anonymous
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    I don’t get it based on context is it a pun because points cant exist in non commutative spaces?

    05 Oct 17 at 1:56 pm #28740
    Anonymous
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    Two scientists walk into a bar.
    The first asks for ‘a H2O please’.
    The second asks for ‘a H2O too’.
    Which one dies first?

    The second because the bartender thought he wanted H2O2.

    05 Oct 17 at 1:57 pm #28826
    Anonymous
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    My preferred ending:
    The second says “I’ll also have water – and why did you ask for it in such an odd way?”
    The first scientist is annoyed because the cunning assassination attempt failed.

    05 Oct 17 at 2:52 pm #28868
    Anonymous
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    I was going to tell a Chemistry Joke.

    But NaH

    05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #28907
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    AH the element of suprise

    05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29024
    Anonymous
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    TWO MEN WALKED INTO A BAR, THE FIRST MAN SAID “A H2O PLEASE” THEN THE SECOND SAID “I’LL HAVE A H2O TOO”
    THE SECOND MAN DIED

    05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29035
    Anonymous
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    nice one

    05 Oct 17 at 4:27 pm #29078
    Anonymous
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    Two cats on a diagonal roof. Which slides off first?

    The one with the lowest (mju:).

    Homophonic ambiguity helpfully enforced by IPA pronunciation guides FTW!

    05 Oct 17 at 5:49 pm #29126
    Anonymous
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    An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar the 1st one orders a pint, the 2nd one half of the first, the 3rd half of the 2nd and so on.

    The bartender says ‘Your all stupid!’ then pours 2 pints

    05 Oct 17 at 5:51 pm #29170
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I already posted my preferred ending and, in my opinion, it’s pretty great

    05 Oct 17 at 6:43 pm #29211
    Anonymous
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    Q: A rooster lays an egg on the apex of a barn roof. Which way does the egg roll?

    A: Roosters don’t lay eggs

    05 Oct 17 at 7:55 pm #29230
    Anonymous
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    Why can’t you serve alcohol at a maths party.

    Because you can’t drink and derive!

    05 Oct 17 at 10:54 pm #29292
    Anonymous
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    A physicist sees a man about to jump from a tall building. He yells to him “Don’t do it, you’ve got too much potential!”

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